Breadwinner Extraordinaire Prints

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Alternative fielding positions

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'They're dog roses!'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

Excess

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

What comes after a trillion

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

Men and Women's changing rooms

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

inflation at Christmas

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"They are what keeps me going. You wouldn't believe how expensive it is raising three kids."

Animal Crackers. Free-range animal crackers.

Failure - Success

"There's more to being a pensions adviser than just handling the figures..."

Okay, now we've got a quorum!

'Go and tell your Mom that she has her Bikini on back to front again.'

"I want to get him something for Christmas he's never had before."

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

"I have no idea why there has been zero company this year, but, hello, BEST holiday ever!"

'Honesty is the best policy... for the 99%.'

Factory Candle Outlet: Free flame with every candle purchase.

"We couldn't have given her a BETTER birthday present, Agatha!"

Circus. It's been fun working with these circus performers on their financial planning. Those clowns are serious savers! Yeah, they've cut expenses by carpooling. The highwire walker wants a portfolio with a mixture of stocks and bonds. Having balance is her highest priority! And the lion tamer is interested only in very safe investments --- He has zero tolerance for more risk in his life. Our last meeting today is with the trapeze artist. What is your net worth? Every penny it cost!

"My wife and I are trying for a baby...."