Breadwinner Extraordinaire Mugs

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Alternative fielding positions

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'They're dog roses!'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

Excess

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

What comes after a trillion

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Men and Women's changing rooms

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

inflation at Christmas

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"They are what keeps me going. You wouldn't believe how expensive it is raising three kids."

Failure - Success

"There's more to being a pensions adviser than just handling the figures..."

'Go and tell your Mom that she has her Bikini on back to front again.'

"I want to get him something for Christmas he's never had before."

Okay, now we've got a quorum!

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

'Honesty is the best policy... for the 99%.'

"We couldn't have given her a BETTER birthday present, Agatha!"

"My wife and I are trying for a baby...."

"I have no idea why there has been zero company this year, but, hello, BEST holiday ever!"

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'

Factory Candle Outlet: Free flame with every candle purchase.