Breadwinner Banter Mugs

'Marriage is sharing, Carol, so I'm happy you earn twice as much as me.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Money is life's report card."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Have you hugged your money today?

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'