Breadwinner Banter Prints

'Marriage is sharing, Carol, so I'm happy you earn twice as much as me.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"Money is life's report card."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

Ask Mister Buck: Financial Expert. "Dear Mister Buck, Is it true that 'money talks'?" Yes, and it drowns out everything else!

"Investment strategy - fear."

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'