Bread Breaker Pillows

'Dear, you're cutting the bread against the grain again.'

Jesus breaks the bread.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Doughboy Dad

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Come dine with me!

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

I bake my own bread

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

Baker

The chefs were helping local actors who were tired of having short roles... by giving them a long loaf!

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.