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Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

"Now I really hate poetry."

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Look! No hands!"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

The Selfie

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

The High Line at Giza

Picasso: The Early Years

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Pearly King and Queen

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Introducing Piza Island.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Out of kilter.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Then what happened?"

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Boomerang cow.

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."