Brazilian Culture Buff Gifts

Neymar

Great Chinese Dynasties

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Now I really hate poetry."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Look! No hands!"

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Elvis Presley

The Selfie

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

The High Line at Giza

Introducing Piza Island.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Picasso: The Early Years

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Pearly King and Queen

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Out of kilter.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Then what happened?"

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Boomerang cow.