Brave Queen Pillows

'Your mommy is here as you requested, sire, to check for monsters under your throne!'

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Very Difficult Conversations

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Reginald Bunthorne

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Noel Coward.

A Manicure

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Lady Macbeth

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

WTF?

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Berta screams out!

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

Situation Tragedy.

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

Doctor Bartolo

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'