Brave Adventurer Pillows

Matthew Webb

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Very Difficult Conversations

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Creative Baby.

Shoot For The Moon

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

Bird sitting on a wing.

"You're afraid of what?"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

Sticking out tongue

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

"Fight or flight?"

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

Knight

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'I told you to sip it!'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

People of Courage

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Flowchart of an idea.