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'Besides delivering never-ending eternal suffering,how do you want to be portrayed to your customers?' - Web Design.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'We've re-branded.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

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"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Some scents are nonsense.

Creative entrepreneur at work

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Mountain Tops Incorporated

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

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Gerald Ratner's return

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Advertising on the internet.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Non-Uniform Day Today.