Brand Buff T-Shirts

'How's the sponsorship deal going?'

'Have you no common scents?!'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

'If business is slow, and you want my advice, changing your business name would help...'

We're polishing our brand.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Elon Musk

Very smart mousetraps & brands

"Welcome to the company, Barnes. All we have to do now is mark you with our brand."

Some scents are nonsense.

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

'What does TIF mean?'

Gator Painter.

Tuscan Fare Of The Moment

Had it not been for Olympic sponsorship, Harold would have won the mens' downhill.

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

Hamilton Beach

"Noah is a pumpkin, and we're all various brand ambassadors."

"Oscar Meyer or Hormel?"

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

A fight in the Boardroom.