Brand Mythos Lover Gifts

Old Mr. Boston Sloe Gin

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Let's get organized

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Easter Island legs

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"It feels good to unwind..."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'We've re-branded.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"By labeling it, I control it."

Pharaoh Cocoon

Myths and legends...

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

Snowyphus

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).