Brand Judging Mugs

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

Create some buzz!

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'We've re-branded.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

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"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Creative entrepreneur at work

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'