Brand Judging T-Shirts

I've made up my mind. About what? About which virtual reality system to buy. I know what you're going to say: Get the Oculus Rift. That is not what I was going to say … and sure, "Oculus Rift" is a much cooler name than all the others. But Playstation VR would let me use the Playstation I already own. So I wouldn't have to buy anything new ... which is why I've ruled out the Playstation VR. Ugh! The thought of not buying new ... it burns! Not buying new would actually be new for you.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

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Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

"It lost a little something in translation."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

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"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Creative entrepreneur at work

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'