Brand Skeptic Mugs

The difference in costs between an 'eye patch' and an 'iPatch'.

"I can't identify emotionally with any brand of anything"

Aspirin Marketing.

CATCHY NAME

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

Next semester I have "The Frito-lay

Check out my new designer shades. $175? Mine look identical and I got 'em for $6 at the gas station. Identical? Ha! Hardly. Oh really? We'll see about that. Bring in the professional! Dear Reader, Today we introduce a new super hero: The Brand Name Differentiator! Using regular vision, he fearlessly saves everyday consumers. Hmm. Uh huh. I see. BD. Ordinary citizens, I declare a difference! Ah ha! these are more expensive. Oh, go stop a train with your face or something. Mr. Super-hero – are the

'Are you kidding??'

'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!'

"I want a campaign that shows the brand's empathetic, inclusive and caring side - or you're all fired."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

Peace on Earth

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"Multi-level marketing!"

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

"My husband's in advertising."

Fashion Mistake.

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'