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"I'm torn. Love the brand exposure, hate the objectification."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'We've re-branded.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

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Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Creative entrepreneur at work

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'