Brand Ambassador Pillows

'I admit, the company logo tattooed on your forehead is a convincing display of enthusiasm.'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

"When I told you to put our company logo everywhere, Tom... I didn't mean tattoos."

He's become rich posting photos wearing sponsored products. He's a selfie-made man!

I'm not promising anything, boys, but if this goes well, there'll be a lot of endorsement contracts up for grabs!

Actually, getting your logo on a polo is quite affordable, and sure beats carrying around a sign. The end is near!

'Our Marketing was really focussed, unfortunately it was focussed on 32 year old bachelors from Swindon called Colin.'

'It's a privilege. Not everyone is fortunate enough to make my team, but those who do are proud to wear the brand.'

"The light is fading. Nobody can see the advert on my shirt."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'How fast can you hype?'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Create some buzz!

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'We've re-branded.'

Direct Marketing...

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

"It lost a little something in translation."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

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"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"