Bram Stoker Fan Prints

A vein of vampires

"Here we are."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Modern Witch Shoppe

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Stoned Henge

'I think therefore I ham.'

Kitty stoners.

Pregnancy

Fried Chicken.

Witch's Snowman.

Witch uses remote key to find broom.

"Like a Blind Stoned Cowboy!"

Speeding again, Margaret?

'My name is Helda, and I have a tendency to fly off the handle.'

Rugby scrum.

"Probably texting."

"So...you drive stick."

A Witch flies into the Moon.

Karim Benzema

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

'Sorry you've failed'

I hate when he does that.

Does this blood smell funny to you?

Bird tells upside-down bird, you need to work on your grip.

"Has anyone got the faintest idea what we started to build?"

The Company That Makes That Gelatinous Stuff Found on Canned Hams.

Stonedhenge.

"Dear me, no license, no tax, no safety belt, no..."