Brainy Farmer Mugs

Farmer with a big brain.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Oh Hi!'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Agricultural Psychology

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

The Farmer Sutra.

A Tongue Stud.

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Tropical Cow Tank

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

Dept. de Philosophie

Tractor Art

Old MacDonald had a startup.

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Learning.

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

Farmer using a photo editing program

The Moo-Walk

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

I lactate, therefore I am.

Where steel wool comes from.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'