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Killer Sudoku

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Introducing...Anagraman.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

"Have you been working out?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

How information mingles in our brains

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

Can you translate that to simple-minded!

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"Whoops..."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

The Art of Bantering!

The shape of things to come

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."