Brain Teaser Enthusiast Prints

'I never heard of anyone pulling a muscle while thinking.'

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

"I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."

INTELLIGENCE TESTING IS IN THE NEXT ROOM, 'Hi -- Where do I go to take the intelligence test?'

'I've been treating you for months -- Has your memory shown ANY improvement?', 'Who wants to know?'

Mouse doing a maze.

"I have a photographic memory, but only eight gigs of storage."

Sudoku toilet paper

"Actually, I do my best thinking when Mr. Genius here is sound asleep. How about you?"

"Your memory just needs a little jolt, Mr. Nevis."

'Wait a sec! I'm a rocket scientist and I don't get it. . .'

"Sod U OK!?"

"I can't remember if I took my smart pill."

"This shouldn't be too hard. It's just the two letters."

The one question that should be on the Mensa qualification exam, but isn't...

Puzzle books - Guaranteed to fry your brain.

Brain on-off switch.

Sardine psychologist.

How information mingles in our brains

The Chess Master's Brain

A teacher trying to multiply horses by oranges.

'So when did you first realize that you might be a scientist...?'

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

"New York 'Times,' Saturday crossword, 1999, twenty-two minutes, ballpoint."

'What's 8x9?' - '72' - '...and what's 9x8?' - '27' - 'Not quite, Nigel... have another go.' - 'Oh, it burns... it burns.'

'Maybe this is a question that should be left to the philosophers.'

"Thank goodness - he's been trying to solve that Rubik's cube thing for over 30 years!"

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

O.K., now just recite the alphabet backwards and you're free to go.

"Those are my medals in mental gymnastics."

Einstein's most embarrassing moment

Mensa Login Security

This massive Rubik's Cube is a perfect representation of your future work program..."