Brainiac Appreciator Gifts

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

The Map of the human brain

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Miss America IQ Pageant

The intellectual.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

Genius Envy

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Spindle Neurons

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Switch on brain

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

Reading newspaper makes you smart.

Child finding school too hard.

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

Bigger Brain

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"

Men dancing

X-RAY

The power of the brain

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).