Bragging Rights Collector Pillows

That was the first addition to my ego wall. It's my first loaded diaper."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

A Salmon Lie

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

One-upmanship.

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

"Guess what Darling, Nigel's telephone number is exactly the same as my salary."

"Your wife might be a brilliant cook, but my wife orders the world's best pizza!"

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'

'It's a done deal...she keeps the cave and the kids...you get the wheels.'

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

"We're being sued because we don't have any women in top management!'"

'Don't you think you may have overdone it with the layoffS?'

Shopper with overloaded cart.

Show-Off-And-Tell.

'These represent all of the career milesones I passed on my way to the top. Each trophy was created to my exacting specifications. Each picture, with world leaders, was carefully crafted using advanced phot-editing software.'

'That was my first ever kill.'

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

"Oh, ignore that, it's just the EastEnders title sequence."

Fishermen bragging - One has caught a diver

"No, I can't play piano, but I could fill that bowl with hundred dollar bills."

"And this is a picture of me before I became a high net worth individual."

I Influence, Therefore, I Am an Influencer

Woman winding wool on husbands outstretched arms.

I only whale for the sport of it.