Digital Bragging Rights Collector Pillows

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

Privacy

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

A Salmon Lie

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

Social media and privacy

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

Your country needs YOUR personal data!

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

Copyright, Intellectual Property and the Internet.

Big Brother

Data From a Truck

Your friends at the FCC

One-upmanship.

"Guess what Darling, Nigel's telephone number is exactly the same as my salary."

"We can see that you just bought a fridge and thought you might be interested in a fridge."

"Your wife might be a brilliant cook, but my wife orders the world's best pizza!"

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'

Internet surveillance

Chavez: Internet Censorship.

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

'It happens EVERY birthday.. everybody gets me a MUFFLER!'

"I'm sorry, but I can't hire you. I typed your name in on a search engine, and lazy, selfish, and unmotivated were the categories that came up."

Show-Off-And-Tell.

Internet Spying

"That brings us to your search history."

That was the first addition to my ego wall. It's my first loaded diaper."

'These represent all of the career milesones I passed on my way to the top. Each trophy was created to my exacting specifications. Each picture, with world leaders, was carefully crafted using advanced phot-editing software.'

My Latest N.F.T.