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Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

"How can you be out of wings?"

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

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'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

But for most men it is the love of a fresh wind on the face.

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"Tunnel of love"

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'By god that man stinks!'

Chilly baby.

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

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"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Elephant seeking fresh air

Musician

Boris Johnson vs Corona

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Clean air.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

"Date night again already?"

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.