Boxing Simulator Champion Pillows

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

"Smite him, my son!"

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

Pianist-boxer

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"Please, feel free to disagree."

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'