Boxing Simulator Champion Prints

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Pianist-boxer

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Smite him, my son!"

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Wrestling Champion.