Boxing Nostalgia Gifts

Rocky XII -- The Final Chapter.

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

How Amazon was invented

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"So, what are you reading?"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

A prehistoric football match.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Early Exercise Machines

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'It is too snowing!'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'