Boxing Match Event Pillows

'... AND IN THE RED CORNER...'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Go team!

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Let's consider an early dive."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Raheem Sterling

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"So, what are you reading?"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Mayo-A-Mayo

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

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