Boxing Intellectual Mugs

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"So, what are you reading?"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"Have you been working out?"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Football team discussions.

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Early Exercise Machines

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

EU

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'