Boxing Intellectual Prints

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"Have you been working out?"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"So, what are you reading?"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Football team discussions.

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Early Exercise Machines

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

EU

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."