Boxing Humor Fans Pillows

"Why don't you become a boxer? Haha, just kidding!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

The best goalie in the world!

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

The pop-up book of fighters

Brighton Rocky

Attorney Punching Bag

Boxing Snowmen.

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

"Remember, champ he maybe bigger, stronger and faster, but he ain't got yer reach!!"

C'mon, give him the old 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 combo.

Yes, mom, I'm sure his mom brought the post-fight juice boxes.

"He fought like hell."

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

'Isn't your father that very tall boxer?'

'I've got an injury claim solicitor to advertise on your soles.'

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'In this corner for tonight's 'Out-Of-Court Settlement' bout ...!'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

Heenan Sayers Fight- Heenan's New Training base, J Pocock's Farm near Bath

Boxing Bull Fight