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"Why don't you become a boxer? Haha, just kidding!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

The best goalie in the world!

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

Attorney Punching Bag

The pop-up book of fighters

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

Boxing Snowmen.

"Remember, champ he maybe bigger, stronger and faster, but he ain't got yer reach!!"

'I've got an injury claim solicitor to advertise on your soles.'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"He fought like hell."

C'mon, give him the old 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 combo.

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

'Isn't your father that very tall boxer?'

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

'In this corner for tonight's 'Out-Of-Court Settlement' bout ...!'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

Heenan Sayers Fight- Heenan's New Training base, J Pocock's Farm near Bath

Boxing Bull Fight

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"