Boxing Day Explorer Pillows

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"So, what are you reading?"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Honesty in retail

Early Exercise Machines

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Now this is a dog park!"

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

EU

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'