Box-step Champ Gifts

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

"Is this your husbands first flight?"

"Very amusing, Robertson, if I were the type to be amused."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

Traffic warden directing people in the gym.

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

I don't draw farts, but take it from me that one was from Skunksville.

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

"Aw, geez... I thought I took more hops than that today."

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."

'So now will you take my advice and lose some weight?'

"He do-si-doed when he should have allemaned left."

'Trying to think of a word for two weeks? How about 'fortnight'?'

“At this point, your only chance is to threaten him with legal action.”

'Not everyone is comfortable with slashing planning bureaucracy.'

Boxer with a suit of armour on.