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'What's wrong with Davis?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

What your guitar says about you.

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

Cut out and keep your own Einstein.

The Little Top.

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

Now playing: 'The passion of big box office profits'.

"Why do you think I'm spending too much time in front of my computer?"

A man doing a reality check.

David Beckham

'I make a great business consultant because I'm too smart to have a business of my own.'

"Here it is, world! Extra-terrestrial intelligence! Me!"

Alfred Hitchcock

"Good evening. It's a pleasure to be here addressing you tonight."

"We're just different. I think better outside the box."

'Creative meeting. I hope you're taking this seriously.'

"New Yorkie...New Yorkie..."

In an amazing demonstration of Reskilling Sylvie reduces energy consumption at the Town Hall by 75%

Impressive resume.

'I've been here so long I don't remember what I did, but it had something to do with non-compliance.'

Affectation? No, I really am having violin lessons!

'Good news. You've been chosen to write a block buster!'

Pack lightly

'Yeah, it's different, but somehow it lacks edge.'

"Thanks, but can we hurry it along? I'm going to be late to my hoarders therapy session."

"Papi, how come we don't live in a mansion?"