Box And Sand Enthusiast Mugs

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

How Amazon was invented

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Mayo-A-Mayo

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'I like thinking inside the box.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.