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"The key is to hit the deck before the ball arrives. Jake, not so fast!"

Polar bear bowling alley

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'The grudge match.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

King Pin

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

Bowling ball head.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Pin-atas

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Corporate thinking.

Vikings to the Super bowl.

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

Joe Hundredaire

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

Jimmy Anderson

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'