Bowling Skeptic Pillows

'I want to do business with a man who doesn't bowl.'

Cricket Accidents.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling ball head.

King Pin

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Corporate thinking.

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

Joe Hundredaire

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"