Bow Tie Fashionista Pillows

'Actually it was quite simple once I solved the cold fusion problem.'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Mikado

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'You don't want the job, do you?'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Happy Brithday

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Beehive Hairstyle

Gigolo Diary

Welsh Lady

'How long have you had that toupee?'

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

"What's with the bow tie? You're doing data entry not hosting the Oscars."

A guardsman is embarrassed when the wind reveals his bearskin hat is doubling as a 'comb over'.

"How much do you want off the top?"

Butterfly Bow-tie.

'No, honey, please - I take it back! Your hair looks great!'

'I love your bangs.'

"Yes, I have worked with Donald Trump's hair."

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

Bacon Makes Everything Better/Raisins Make Everything Worse

Dye now, pay later!

'Perfect.'

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'