Bow Tie Fashionista Pillows

'Actually it was quite simple once I solved the cold fusion problem.'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Mikado

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'You don't want the job, do you?'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Happy Brithday

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Beehive Hairstyle

'How long have you had that toupee?'

Welsh Lady

Gigolo Diary

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

'No, honey, please - I take it back! Your hair looks great!'

'I love your bangs.'

"How much do you want off the top?"

"Yes, I have worked with Donald Trump's hair."

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"What's with the bow tie? You're doing data entry not hosting the Oscars."

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

Bacon Makes Everything Better/Raisins Make Everything Worse

'Perfect.'

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

Dye now, pay later!

"What the difference between these two old men?"