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'Yak, yak, yak.'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Cow Show Tunes

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Oh Hi!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"They’re real."

I fart more than that!

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Pull the udder one

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Broadway Moosical.

"You're famous, Angus."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Eat Beef

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

THe UDDER Side

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

BOO MOO!

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Carpet Cows

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

It was an impulse buy.

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

'You two, sort it out!'

'I love you guys!'

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."