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'Yak, yak, yak.'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Cow Show Tunes

'Oh Hi!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"They’re real."

I fart more than that!

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

Broadway Moosical.

Eat Beef

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You're famous, Angus."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

BOO MOO!

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Carpet Cows

It was an impulse buy.

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

COW. JUST COW.

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

'You two, sort it out!'