Bovine Mystics T-Shirts

The Holstein Prophecy.

Tourists and their Pets.

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

Moo! OOM!

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...

The Cud Food Guide

"Moo-mooo-mooo-moo-mooo-mooo. . . And that was the moos with Dale Wisbey. . ."

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

Is there life after digestion?

Almost ready Sir!

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

A Cowpat A cow patting another cow

Something happened to the cows...

'What do you see in gold futures.'

Cow having a tattoo.

"Oom..."

".....Ear of dog, leg of toad, eye of ca...... Bloody hell, here comes Rolf Harris!"

Mid-Lawn Crisis!

Bigfoot in Therapy. I just want to get back to where I believe in myself.

"No wonder we never achieve anything. All we ever do is ruminate!"

I mainly focus on the grassier side of spell casting really.

Hay-loes

"I want you to cut down on the salt lick!"

Sometimes i wonder if cows ever have one single sensible thought.

'Had there been no horses.'

Cattle Grid

'Pawn to king's rook four.'

"I disagree with a lot of the way he herds."

Cow to business man: 'The neck sack is loaded with moolah. Say hello to your cash cow.'