Bovine Beachgoer Pillows

'Right, I'm off for a swim!'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Summertime

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Shellfie

I told you we were late!

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Summer wants.

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

'I win!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'