Bovine Beachgoer Mugs

'Right, I'm off for a swim!'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Summertime

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Shellfie

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Brighton Bersagliere.

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Summer wants.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'I win!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'