Bovine Ballroom Enthusiasts Pillows

Bullroom Dancing.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Pull the udder one

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

"You're famous, Angus."

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

THe UDDER Side

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Carpet Cows

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

The Dancing Academy

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

It was an impulse buy.

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Triple Sock Cow

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."