Bovine Ballroom Enthusiasts Pillows

Bullroom Dancing.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Pull the udder one

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

"You're famous, Angus."

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Carpet Cows

The Dancing Academy

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

'How about this for the masked ball?'

It was an impulse buy.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

'I love you guys!'

Triple Sock Cow

'You two, sort it out!'

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'