Bouncy Castles Gifts

'Well, this just seems indulgent.'

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

Face Painting, Petting Zoo, and Bouncy House

"Beats me son: I know how to constrict things, not how to inflate them..."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Building Sandcastles.

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Jogging Bottoms

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Clearing the castle's moat.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Knight walking a dog.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

The Kingfisher

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

The Dungeon

Cat flap on castle door.

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"