Bouncy Castles Gifts

'Well, this just seems indulgent.'

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

Face Painting, Petting Zoo, and Bouncy House

"Beats me son: I know how to constrict things, not how to inflate them..."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Building Sandcastles.

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jogging Bottoms

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

Clearing the castle's moat.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

Knight walking a dog.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Scratching the door to get out is easy --- it's getting back in that's the problem.

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

I only built the moat to keep the cats out.

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

The Kingfisher

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

The Dungeon