Bouncy Castle Enthusiast Gifts

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Bouncy Harrods - Mothers Only

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Jogging Bottoms

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Fairytale prince and princess

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"It's the battering classes"

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Beware of the Dragon

"And to think he started in accounting."

"One of you go see who's at the door."

Scratching the door to get out is easy --- it's getting back in that's the problem.

Castle Realty. Of course, for resale value, I'd suggest converting the dungeon into a rec room.

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."