Bouncy Castle Buff Gifts

'Well, this just seems indulgent.'

'I think we are just about to be found out.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

The Vineyard

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Champagne Bubble

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

"Take it. It's your bonus."

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Easter bunny Island.

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

"We've reduced our emissions by 78%"

'Termites!'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"Beats me son: I know how to constrict things, not how to inflate them..."

Secret Family Recipes

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

'You don't mind do you. Only it's Doctor Figgins birthday party tonight.'

Cats learning bicycle pump technology was a real game changer for dogs.

'He's a political science major. He looks up to everything loaded with hot air.'

Balloon Man

Trampoline Roller Paint

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

If Jesus had been a rabbit...

Rabbit rabbit

Monk Jokes