Bouncy Castle Lover Pillows

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Therapy Playgroup

'I think we are just about to be found out,'

'Inflatable clouds! Man, this is Heaven ? once you get used to the smell of vinyl.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Jogging Bottoms

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Fairytale prince and princess

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"It's the battering classes"

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Beware of the Dragon