Bouncy Castle Lover Mugs

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Therapy Playgroup

'I think we are just about to be found out,'

'Inflatable clouds! Man, this is Heaven ? once you get used to the smell of vinyl.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jogging Bottoms

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

Fairytale prince and princess

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"It's the battering classes"

"And to think he started in accounting."

Beware of the Dragon

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."